Saturday, 14 March 2009

Late

It's late at night and I have just arrived back from PJ. A family gathering. I met cousin JJ again. And all the people whom I don't know. Great. Two hours of my life completely wasted. The food was good though. God, it was good. I want more.

But no, I'm stuck here, in my room stoning. Actually I think the person I'm chatting with is a greater stoner than me. This person added me in MSN a few days ago, and when I saw her online just now I said hi.

mona says:
hi
rudico says:
hi
rudico says:
so who are you? and how did u get my email?
rudico says:
and how do u know who i am?
mona says:
hmmm
mona says:
if knw only u wan cht ha
mona says:
i dnt knw u
mona says:
wen did u enter tat skul

Great. So why the ruddy hell did you add me?

mona says:
do u knw vash????
rudico says:
vashini. yes
mona says:
do u same clz wit her
rudico says:
form 3 i was in bestari and she was in dedikasi. form 4 she was uranus and i was in zuhal. form 5 we both in zuhal
rudico says:
so WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?
rudico says:
how did u get my email?
mona says:
r u buzy ther

Patience is not a virtue for some people. I think that they perceive patience as a vice. You take five seconds longer to answer and they go "r u buzy?". N0, Im not bzy u @$h01e.

She's taking too long to answer. I decide to use the art of persuasion to get her to reply. This is a very useful and very cunning tactic. Observe.

rudico says:
hello?
mona says:
helo
rudico says:
er yeah. so are you going to tell me who you are?
rudico says:
and how you got my email?
mona says:
thoug wan frn wit u...bt u angry wit me....hmmm

You know what. Screw it. I don't need to know this person. She's not worth it. She doesn't sound hot anyway. For God's sake, she 'thoug' she 'wan frn wit' me, 'bt' I'm angry 'wit' her. 'Hmmm' Gee I wonder why I'm angry 'wit' her. She's just such an endearing person.

rudico says:
haha
rudico says:
im not angry
rudico says:
you're not replying my questions though.
rudico says:
rudico says:
and I;m replying yours
mona says:
y
mona says:
it seem like u angry wit m only

Oh for God's sake. Just block her ass already. Do it. Do it!

mona says:
its so important nw u wan to knw ha????
rudico says:
er yeah. because you added me, and i dunno who you are. you could be a serial killer. so it's important for me to know how you got my email right? haha
mona says:
haiyo
mona says:
its tooo ovr la
mona says:
im nt like tat

Sure. Way to convince me about that, with your wonderful powers of persuasion you mad she-Hannibal. I can't believe I'm layan-ing this person who claims she's a normal person on the number one place where you cannot trust people, the Internet. Sure mona, I believe you. Why don't you have my liver while you're at it.

mona says:
so can i b frn wit u

It's late. I need sleep. Maybe another time mona.

4 comments:

Joe said...

LOL, what a funny person you encounter thru MSN. No doubts that sometimes MSN can make you attract these nerds. All you have to do is to keep acting arrogant to these people until you really know them or things end up pretty bad - trust me. I've got a couple of weird Moroccans who added me thru MSN out from nowhere as well without any source of my e-mail. But I deleted ALL of them after 3 weeks, LOL.

Unknown said...

haha that's so weird! A moroccan? There wasva time when this Belgian guy added me you know. He got my email from from university list. Haha

Adele Zaaba said...

Hmmm. If I were you, I'd say "look bitch, i ain't gonna play stupid games with ya. Either tell me who the fuck you are or stop talking to me" :|

Jie Juan said...

Just check her facebook via her e-mail. Easy :D