Friday, 22 August 2008

Stupidity in Kollywood.

I'm watching a Tamil movie called Anniyan (Onion), and I tell you: IT IS A FUCKING STUPID MOVIE. =.=

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Seriously I cannot explain it because it's stupidity is unfathomable. The concept is good, but the portrayal is worse than mediocre. Giving it Mediocre status would be like Simon Cowell complimenting Keith Beukelaer on his singing. OMG that guy was the shit (Keith, I mean). hahahahahah

So yeah, besides giving themselves a God-awful name, the Tamil movie industry has once again managed to purge out more shit. Firstly, what's with the name? KOLLYwood? Why KOLLY? I'll tell you why. They were carefully observing Hollywood and they noticed that Hollywood was dishing out some pretty good movies. So they decided to emulate Hollywood's concepts and style, merge them into their own movies, and voila: a super smash hit! Or so they thought....

Look I don't mean to be so blunt and all, but they seriously need better methods of portraying their ideas. Don't get me wrong, I've seen many Tamily movies that are good, and I mean really good (not relative to English movies, but intrinsicly good- storyline, acting, blah blah blah, the full works). Hey, the world isn't split into Hollywood and sucky movies. Besides I ain't that much of a bigot. haha

I would like to be more detailed about this but this will take up alot of my time, not to mention posts. So yeah, just trust me on this; I know I'm right. ;)

PS: I would write about Chinese movies, but I don't watch them. With the exception of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon of course. Haha. Hmm, Chinese movies, well I guess the most obvious thing is the ability of the dudes and dudettes to fly up a roof or a tree in a couple of movies I've seen. Haha, but this is supposed to be about Kollywood, not Chinese movies.

PSS: Did I mention the existence of Mollywood and Tollywood? Hmm, another time maybe.

Sunday, 17 August 2008

Sunday, 10 August 2008

People disappoint me. : |

People suck you know? Yes, they really do. I mean, there aint a more revolting species that the homo sapien. Being the so-called superior species among all in the world, they sure seem to be making a myriad of mistakes. Gosh even baboons know where to scratch their asses better than humans do.

Humans make mistakes. But do you know other animals don't? I'm talking in the sense that they know what they want and they know how to live and they are totally independent of human beings. Yes, animals are smarter than human beings. Let me give you some examples:


Yes, dogs. They are THE MOST LOVING, CARING, PROTECTIVE, and not to forget LOYAL friends in the world. Yes, siree, I don't consider my dogs as pets. They are my friends, my doggies, my babies, and what not. A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than it loves itself. A dog would never give you up for something else. Here are a few sayings by people that explain more about dogs.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love & hate.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

Dogs are cute. I rest my case.
- Jonny


Nah, cats are as dumb as humans, if not more.


Ahh, here's an interesting species. The ant is commonly known for its ability to cause pain to a human being for getting in its way. That shows you who da man really is. What? "But I kill 'em the moment they hurt me" you say? Well, sir, I dare you to put your hand into an anthill and try and kill the ants. Hah!

No seriously, ants are dead helpful. Do you known if ants and all those other little critters did not exist, the Earth would crumble and break? Yes, these critters which we take for granted and squish the hell out of dig in the ground and help with the circulation of air in the ground. So yes, respect the ant and let it have its way.

But that is not the point of this post. As a great guru once said: "The ant is the uber-pwn." Anyway, the ant lifts fifty times its own weight (how many humans you know can do that?), they are extremely hardworking, they are born leaders, seriously people its all in the movie A Bug's Life. Do watch it. :)

Any other animal you can think of?

All animals on this world are able to live exclusively without the help of human beings. They are independent of us and expect nothing from us but just for us to leave them alone. But no, we hunt them, kill them, etc. How would you like it if someone killed your mom or dad huh? Ate your brother or sister? Took a piece of your grandma as a souvenir? You like it?? Well then I'll start hunting humans from now on. =.=

Why do humans act like as if they own the planet? Because they are the more superior species? Nonsense.

Anyway, My point here was to highlight that animals are so much more useful than humans. Humans appear on Earth, suck up all its resources and leave. Blood suckers. =.=

PS: If you have read this post up to this point, and agree with what I say, then you don't suck as much as I thought you did. Now since you agree, we gotta go vegan. HAH, hesitated didn't ya?

Fussy about Fagotry.

Seen a fag lately? Hated what you saw? Well then you suck.

No, I'm not a fag, and no I'm not part of some pro-fag support group. I am just indifferent. You see, many people just hate being around fags (Yes I'm using the politically incorrect term), and they complain and bitch about fags.

Seriously people, suck it up and move on. Let me ask you, Why are you straight? Your reply would be "Uh, I dunno I just am." Well that's it. "Fags are just fags." There aint nothing to it. How can you "just be straight" but not them?

You freaks may be struggling with accepting this piece of logic. Okay let me break it down for you. While we straight dudes grew up liking girls, those gay dudes grew up liking guys. How? They just started liking guys, damn it! And fags are just fags, they can't help but be that way. You may like doing things a certain way, and so do they. You cant hate them for what they are.

You can get all religious and shit, but it aint gonna do no good, you hear? I'm not gonna get all technical into this religious part, because I don't want to bring up sensitive issues. ( Damn you Heathens! )

Let me tell you what you can hate fags for. Normal stuff! For being asinine, proud, rude, disgusting, irritating, selfish, and about all the other stuff you can hate people for. You should not hate them for being gay or faggish. It's not their fault they are that way. Yes they choose to be that way, but only because they feel comfortable being that way. Just because the rest of the world found one acceptable way of behaving, does not mean that their ways are wrong.

All these complaints about faggots, its just bigotry.

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

4th of August.

Ok yeah it's the 6th but whatever. I had no time to masuk blog. I'm still in shock. :|