Sunday, 10 August 2008

People disappoint me. : |

People suck you know? Yes, they really do. I mean, there aint a more revolting species that the homo sapien. Being the so-called superior species among all in the world, they sure seem to be making a myriad of mistakes. Gosh even baboons know where to scratch their asses better than humans do.

Humans make mistakes. But do you know other animals don't? I'm talking in the sense that they know what they want and they know how to live and they are totally independent of human beings. Yes, animals are smarter than human beings. Let me give you some examples:

Dogs



Yes, dogs. They are THE MOST LOVING, CARING, PROTECTIVE, and not to forget LOYAL friends in the world. Yes, siree, I don't consider my dogs as pets. They are my friends, my doggies, my babies, and what not. A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than it loves itself. A dog would never give you up for something else. Here are a few sayings by people that explain more about dogs.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

Dogs are cute. I rest my case.
- Jonny




Cats

Nah, cats are as dumb as humans, if not more.

Ants

Ahh, here's an interesting species. The ant is commonly known for its ability to cause pain to a human being for getting in its way. That shows you who da man really is. What? "But I kill 'em the moment they hurt me" you say? Well, sir, I dare you to put your hand into an anthill and try and kill the ants. Hah!

No seriously, ants are dead helpful. Do you known if ants and all those other little critters did not exist, the Earth would crumble and break? Yes, these critters which we take for granted and squish the hell out of dig in the ground and help with the circulation of air in the ground. So yes, respect the ant and let it have its way.

But that is not the point of this post. As a great guru once said: "The ant is the uber-pwn." Anyway, the ant lifts fifty times its own weight (how many humans you know can do that?), they are extremely hardworking, they are born leaders, seriously people its all in the movie A Bug's Life. Do watch it. :)

Any other animal you can think of?

All animals on this world are able to live exclusively without the help of human beings. They are independent of us and expect nothing from us but just for us to leave them alone. But no, we hunt them, kill them, etc. How would you like it if someone killed your mom or dad huh? Ate your brother or sister? Took a piece of your grandma as a souvenir? You like it?? Well then I'll start hunting humans from now on. =.=

Why do humans act like as if they own the planet? Because they are the more superior species? Nonsense.

Anyway, My point here was to highlight that animals are so much more useful than humans. Humans appear on Earth, suck up all its resources and leave. Blood suckers. =.=

PS: If you have read this post up to this point, and agree with what I say, then you don't suck as much as I thought you did. Now since you agree, we gotta go vegan. HAH, hesitated didn't ya?

6 comments:

Jon said...

Specially for bestwest fwend of all time xD

Reasons why pets are better than humans:

-When pets jump into our arms, we cuddle them
-When humans jump into our arms, we call the cops

-When pets drink from the toilet bowl, they're just satisfying their needs
-When humans drink from the toilet bowl, we send them to Tanjong Rambutan

-When pets crap all over your house, you scold them before cleaning them up
-When humans crap all over your house, you BITCH-SLAP them (yeah!)

-Pets are cute
-Humans are...... o.O"

-Pets save you from crooks and thieves
-Humans run away from crooks and thieves... WITH YOU!


++You can't lick your butt can you? *wink*

Unknown said...

;) nice one

Jon said...

Wai thank you =D

Unknown said...

you're welcome :">

Alexander CTS said...

LOL.. agreed! Amen! haha.. humans(not everyone) r selfish. They are willing to do anything to get something they wanted without thinking of wat they're doing. ^^

Anonymous said...

i thought i'm the only 1 thinking this way i felt so ... ... watever just totally agree wit u!!!humans r the only being dat can make decisions clearly n yet they still choose to do all the evil