Monday 9 March 2009

Tag II

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1. Your name? Sudhan
Sudhan isn't defined yet. 2. Age? 17
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

3.One of your friends? I have many, so I'll just list a couple of them who returned interesting results.

~Jon

Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
you can Spell It

Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

~Jian
A Jian is a straight double edged sword used in China. Used about 2500 years until now. Known as the "The Gentleman of Weapons". The material was first Bronze until Steel was available.
The sword is about 70 centimeters long.
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Looks like a Jian
A very crappy one

~Jean (aka I-Jing)
a name that means your parents must have really hated yo ass and named you after a pair of clothings
Yo bitch... we gonna call you Jean... 'cause you have a nappy face.

~Ryan
the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!
Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation.

~Alex (shit, this one turned up alot of good stuff)
A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.
"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"

Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex

the most beautiful person in the world. a little perfect one mostly nice but can have mood swings the softest nicest lips.

~Jane (aka Sze ye)
(I thought this might make her day)
Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"
Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"

(...and this just will make her go :O )
short term name for marijuana...people who smoke pot often love Jane's

~Adele (aka Eleda)
Generic term for an attractive female, particularly one who isn't real, or you don't know her name or you have no chance of actually getting with.
Peter: I got a date with Adele tonight
John: Cool, where you going?
Peter: Just around some pubs, see who I meet.

~Adrian (this is the funniest shit I found)
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian


very hot guy with an AMAZING body and hot ass arms
overall hot guy.


girl 1: hey whats up?
girl 2: -drools-
girl 1: why are you drooling?
girl 2: -points at adrian-
girl 1: -drools-


A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't). Another thing is once he likes someone he wont move on til he gets that person or he finally accepts that he is never going to get her. BUT just give him a chance... he may just be the best thing thats ever happen to you.
No Example of Adrian


4. What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5. Favorite colour? Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

I own a black car.

A black person stole my car.


6. Favorite number? 8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktard]s in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.
"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."

7. Month of your birthday? June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.

8. Last person you talked to? Kesha
a sexy girl from the ghetto with a sexy body and a smart head on her

9. One of your nicknames? Sudi
God's gift to all mankind.
It's a blessing to have Sudi in your lives.

I'll tell you who I don't tag. I don't tag Alex, because he'd have a wonderful time mulling in the definition of his name. xD

Other than that, I tag all the names I mentioned as my friends.

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