Wednesday, 17 June 2009


"Accept it!"

No I will not.

"Say it!"

No. Piss off will you?

"You'll have to say the F-word one day"

No. I will never have to.

"Say it!"

"Fine!" I say, albeit unwillingly. "I am a Food-oholic."

I let out a huge breath and clutch my chest. Phew, that was almost unbearable. I was just arguing with my friend; apparently, I have a problem with eating. Huh. As if.

I mean, okay, let's see what I ate yesterday. I went out with my cousins to Sunway Pyramid. There we started with the movie, that is to say, popcorn. Who can argue with popcorn?! Popcorn is a must have. So yeah that doesn't count.

Then we had lunch at KFC. I ordered a Zinger Burger and a Toasted Twister. Well quite understandable. I mean, have you seen the size of the burgers nowadays? I didn't know they make 'em compact now. And then the Toasted Twister. Come on, one can't really be full after eating that, am I right? Exactly.

So then I met Kesha. Old time friends, we are. So of course we had to sit down for tea. After a drink from Asian Avenue, we went to J-Co Donuts. I had three donuts, three most awesomely delicious donuts anyone can imagine. The first one was Glazzy. It the softest, yet very crispy, donut anyone can ever imagine. Oh, so delicious! And have you ever heard of a savoury donut, as opposed to the sweet ones which are always sold? Well I had not, so I just had to have the Mona Pisa! And the other one was the Tira-Miss-U. The name said it all. I had to have it.

Let's see. After that we proceeded to the the exit. Oh wait we stopped to buy some sandwiches for the road. Oh come on, we need to have dinner right? Right...?

Okay, maybe I do have a teensy-weensy problem with food: I can't have enough. But it's nothing I can't get over. Really. I mean, everyone likes to eat right? Eating is natural. Exactly.

I don't think it's anything to worry about anyway. Okay, to prove how right I am, I will go for the one class I have today, and not eat anything. Yes, that will show them how right I am.

I walk past the cafeteria towards the corridor. I take out my water bottle from my bag and proceed to the water cooler to fill it up. As it is filling up, I notice that the notice board beside the Nasi Lemak and Chicken Rice stall has been updated. I walk to the board, completely ignoring the two stalls, I might add.

Interesting, interesting. Lot's of new activities going on. How very interesting...

Then suddenly, I turn around and go to the Nasi Lemak stall. I pay and take my plate and sit at a nearby table.

Wait. What just happened?


Alexander CTS said...

Mr.Food: hello~ sudhan~

Sudhan: OMG! Don't u dare to come near me again! I'm not gonna put u into my mouth like what i did to ur friends! No more! Enough!

Mr.Food: C'mon sudhan~ look at me~

Sudhan: nono! i won't look at u!

Mr.Food: Come here my dear~~

Sudhan: GET LOST!!

Mr.Food: Can u smell me? I bet u can~ mm~~~

Sudhan: *squeezing his nose tightly* I can't smell u!!

Mr.Food: Yes u can~ Oh look, my juice is dripping~

Sudhan: *open his eyes widely* Ahhh!!!!!!!! YOU!!! YOU!!!! GRRR!!! *munch munch munch...* Wooops, i guess i just ate another one!

Unknown said...

... Airlacks oh Airlacks. you never fail to un-amuse me.

Alexander CTS said...

Thanks! hehe..

Sudhan: you're always welcome

Unknown said...

yes you are. :|

Alexander CTS said...

lol.. =P