Sunday, 29 March 2009

Freak

Once again, Mona strikes, this time with hilarious consequences.

Elle offers to scare the shit out of her (mona). Now you should know that Elle has the uncanny ability to scare the shit out of anyone.

mona has been added to the conversation

...for the last time in her life.

mona says:
hmm


She always starts with "hmm". I never get that.

Adele says:
Oh hi mona ;>

Adele says:
How are you? :">

rudico says:
adele meet mona. mona meet adele

mona says:
hi adele

Adele says:
Yo sup?

Adele says:
What's cracking lacking? :J

mona says:
5n

mona says:
u


5n = fine. I dunno. It's a jargon, considered cool by some people. I believe "fine" is perfectly comprehensible. And does she have a problem with using the question mark?

Adele says:
5n?

Adele says:
Your class?

Adele says:
;|

mona says:
wat

Adele says:
Me?

Adele says:
Well, I am great. :)

mona says:
??

Adele says:
I like girls by the way :)

Adele says:
So watcha doen?

Adele says:
Are you hot?

Adele says:
;S

mona says:
ooh

mona says:
wat hot ha

Adele says:
Are you hot? ;>

Adele says:
You know, like tobasco sauce ;>

Adele says:
Hot like that? ;>

mona has left the conversation.


I am literally on the floor laughing by the time the conversation is over. Okay maybe not literally, but you get what I mean. Oh and the best thing is:

mona says:
hey i x like msg wit him

Note the "him"

mona says:
m sori

rudico says:
what happened?

mona says:
he askin am i hot ol

mona says:
wat guy la he

rudico says:
that's a girl lah

rudico says:
hahahah

rudico says:
not a guy

mona says:
gul ha

mona says:
haiy

mona says:
y she talkin like tat

rudico says:
she's very outspoken

mona says:
oooh

mona says:
itz k

mona says:
u cht wit her la

rudico says:
okay

rudico says:
:)

She's more fun than you anyway. *shows tongue*

Saturday, 28 March 2009

earthhour

The lights are finally back on. They were off for approximately forty-five minutes. Now, according to earthhour.org, I'm supposed to tag this post with "earthhour" and my location. No idea how to do that, so yeah.

Anyway the whole concept is ludicrous.

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Tag

Jian tagged me. Same as the one I've done before.

Instructions:
a) Type down 25 random facts about yourself.
b) Tag 2 friends of yours.

1. I help people just for the fun of it.
2. I have the innate ability to be racist, even to my own kind.
3. I read chick-lits when I'm bored.
4. I love writing stories. I never find the time to do it though.
5. I've stalked someone before, just for the fun of it. Mind you, he was just a random stranger.
6. I can be so lazy, so much so that I can screw up my entire life.
7. I hate being mistreated.
8. I love being praised.
9. I want so many things, but too lazy to get em.
10. I have a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE fear of snakes.
11. No matter how much I try, I cannot understand my money. It disappears as fast as it appears. I can't keep track of it; what am I, Suze Orman?
12. I like unconventional activites/pastimes.
13. I hate as easily as I like. It's not you, my judgement is just clouded. My closest friend happens to be the person I detested the very first time I met him/her.
14. I care too much about what other people think.
15. Sleep is one of my vices.
16. I disappoint many people, and for those that I have, I'm really sorry. :(
17. I am a very very complicated person. Seriously.
18. I am very creative, it's just that nobody thinks my ideas are. Screw that.
19. I'm very blur at times. Example: Vasanth is in my group for the Management Presentation. Today I asked him "So, when is your group presenting?" even though I gave him my thumb drive to put the powerpoint presentation into ten minutes ago.
20. I am very funny sometimes, but very lame at other times.
21. I have to admit, I'm not very intelligent. :(
22. I like blogging, but I'm very lazy.
23. I can't think of two more random things about myself.

Sze Ye and Jie Juan, consider yourselves tagged. :) I know, Sze Ye, you've done this before. Bare with me :)

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Frustration

I was told that we're going out for dinner. I have changed and am waiting to leave. I had a long day today, what with it being the first day of my third semester and all. From eight to four in the evening, we listened and participated in lectures and then tutorials as well. It was fun; I'm beginning to feel better about my third semester. The coursework for English for Communication is Drama and Webpage Design is, I mean, looks fun. Exciting day, all-in-all...

...until I get into the car.

Okay let me say first how devastated I am that I did not do so well in my second semester. Let me explain. First we have Physics, a subject I have never been able to excel in. Seriously. Look I like studying it, just spare me the exams. I can't answer shit. Then we have Chemistry, Organic no less. I need not explain the amount of memorizing we need to do. Public Speaking is a theory based, and keywords are of the essence to pass the exams, and Programming requires you to be able to use codes to...oh just take my word for how hard it is okay?

Okay, so now that I've cleared that up, let me say that I got a C for Physics. That's my worst result. So far. So yeah. So how come I tell this to the people who are most likely to get upset? Needless to say I received a great load of telling off. All you people who are reading this, you people are to blame for the so called decline in my studies. Just so you know.

Saturday, 14 March 2009

Late

It's late at night and I have just arrived back from PJ. A family gathering. I met cousin JJ again. And all the people whom I don't know. Great. Two hours of my life completely wasted. The food was good though. God, it was good. I want more.

But no, I'm stuck here, in my room stoning. Actually I think the person I'm chatting with is a greater stoner than me. This person added me in MSN a few days ago, and when I saw her online just now I said hi.

mona says:
hi
rudico says:
hi
rudico says:
so who are you? and how did u get my email?
rudico says:
and how do u know who i am?
mona says:
hmmm
mona says:
if knw only u wan cht ha
mona says:
i dnt knw u
mona says:
wen did u enter tat skul

Great. So why the ruddy hell did you add me?

mona says:
do u knw vash????
rudico says:
vashini. yes
mona says:
do u same clz wit her
rudico says:
form 3 i was in bestari and she was in dedikasi. form 4 she was uranus and i was in zuhal. form 5 we both in zuhal
rudico says:
so WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?
rudico says:
how did u get my email?
mona says:
r u buzy ther

Patience is not a virtue for some people. I think that they perceive patience as a vice. You take five seconds longer to answer and they go "r u buzy?". N0, Im not bzy u @$h01e.

She's taking too long to answer. I decide to use the art of persuasion to get her to reply. This is a very useful and very cunning tactic. Observe.

rudico says:
hello?
mona says:
helo
rudico says:
er yeah. so are you going to tell me who you are?
rudico says:
and how you got my email?
mona says:
thoug wan frn wit u...bt u angry wit me....hmmm

You know what. Screw it. I don't need to know this person. She's not worth it. She doesn't sound hot anyway. For God's sake, she 'thoug' she 'wan frn wit' me, 'bt' I'm angry 'wit' her. 'Hmmm' Gee I wonder why I'm angry 'wit' her. She's just such an endearing person.

rudico says:
haha
rudico says:
im not angry
rudico says:
you're not replying my questions though.
rudico says:
rudico says:
and I;m replying yours
mona says:
y
mona says:
it seem like u angry wit m only

Oh for God's sake. Just block her ass already. Do it. Do it!

mona says:
its so important nw u wan to knw ha????
rudico says:
er yeah. because you added me, and i dunno who you are. you could be a serial killer. so it's important for me to know how you got my email right? haha
mona says:
haiyo
mona says:
its tooo ovr la
mona says:
im nt like tat

Sure. Way to convince me about that, with your wonderful powers of persuasion you mad she-Hannibal. I can't believe I'm layan-ing this person who claims she's a normal person on the number one place where you cannot trust people, the Internet. Sure mona, I believe you. Why don't you have my liver while you're at it.

mona says:
so can i b frn wit u

It's late. I need sleep. Maybe another time mona.

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Roxette

I was tagged by I-Jing and Alex a few weeks back, and since I did not have my computer at that time, still don't in fact, but I have managed to gather a playlist, so I am gonna do it now.

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag as many friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
A Movie Script Ending- Death Cab For Cutie

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Talk- Coldplay

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Carousel- Blink 182

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
What She Said- The Smiths

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE PURPOSE?
Fix You- Coldplay

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning- Smashing Pumpkins

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Overrated- Starling

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Best Thing- Relient K

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Stop Crying Your Heart Out- Oasis

10. WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO DURING TAKE 5?
Pressing On Me- Relient K

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out- The Smiths

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Little By Little- Oasis

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Be My Escape-Relient K

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Rock Show- Blink 182

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Paper Planes- M.I.A

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Times They Are A Changin- Bob Dylan

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Teardrops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
All The Small Things- Blink 182

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
First Date- Blink 182

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Hallelujah- David Bazan

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Everything- Michael Buble

22. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Here Comes The Weekend- Roxette

Band

CREATE YOUR BAND NAME & ALBUM COVER:

To Do This

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it to where ever with this text and TAG the friends you want to join in.


Yay, I have a band~!

I tag Jie Juan, Alex, and Jian.