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2012

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:03:00 +0000

I have seen bulls crap better stuff that what 2012 had to dish out. Think The Day After Tomorrow, Poseidon, Titanic, Independence Day and a Mayan prophecy, and my god, you've got 2012!

Look closely. You'll be able to see a Mayan standing on the Californian crust screaming "We warned youuuuu!"

Another movie with the theme of global destruction, 2012 was nothing more than a two hour movie filled with earthquakes, floods, tidal waves, volcano eruptions, etc etc. Blah blah blah. Same old thing seen in The Day After Tomorrow.

But wait.......! This was definitely different from the rest! Oh yes it was! Why? Because of the title '2012' and the ubiquitous prophecy made by the Mayans.

=.=

It is obvious they had not planned to make this film based on the prophecy because about , oh, three percent of screen time was given to its characters giving credit to the Mayan geniuses for their ability to tell the date of the apocalypse of the future world they didn't know, never mind the date of the extinction of their own civilisation.

Oh what has film-making come to? I can't wait to see if this movie will garner any Oscars. I hope not. Effects were so-so. Anyone can do what they did. It's called CGI. Can't make a Disaster Movie without it.

Coke

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:22:00 +0000

Wow. This is such a cute ad. xD

xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

Animated

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:45:00 +0000

Here's one movie I can never get tired of:

I remember watching this movie for the first time in cinemas. I slept through it. I don't know why. I thought it was because the movie was boring, but when I watched it the second time I loved it. So I concluded that I was tired that fateful day where I slept through this awesome movie. :)

This movie is soooo awesome! You know, I usually don't have much expectations for such genres i.e. animation. I find that animated films lack depth. :|

But Disney's animated films all rock!!! I mean there's something in it that always grabs you, you know?

Take this movie for example: Meet The Robinsons.

When I found out that Lewis was in fact Wilbur's dad I was like "Ooh, interesting." I never expected a twist in the movie.

Another awesome movie!!!!!!!

Jeng jeng jengggggggg......THE INCREDIBLES!

Omg I soooo loved this movie. I so so so so so cannot get enough of this movie!!

I can't explain why I love these movies, actually. It's hard to. :( Lemme try.

The Incredibles was soo very the incredible cos cos cos........

The suspense was like sooo suspense-ic. I mean, I felt it was like a live action film. Really. They did not make it out to be like a superhero-saves-the-day-and-he-always-is-so-awesome kinda thing. No, here superheroes were were persecuted against and yeah they had to go into hiding. Like I said, it's not your typical superhero-saves-the-day-and-he-always-is-so-awesome kinda thing.

You know what, I'm just gonna give up explaining right here. :|

Another awesome movie!!!!!

This one was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Here's the trailer!!

Red: Who are you ?
The Wolf: (wearing a plastic grandma mask) I'm your grandma.
Red: Your face looks really weird, granny.
The Wolf: I've been sick, I... uh...
Red: Your mouth doesn't move when you talk.
The Wolf: Plastic surgery. Grandma's had a little work done.

Arghh!! Go watch go watch!!

Revelation

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:46:00 +0000

Well, this is embarrassing.

I was just telling a friend about my new anti-chicken thing. I told her my reason (how badly they're treated) and she was like "What??? Where? Surely not in Malaysia!"

And I was like, why the hell not?

Well, apparently what differentiates the chickens bred in Malaysia (and other Islamic countries) and the chickens bred in other countries is this itsy bitsy thing:

Hence...........................................

I still haven't decided. :P

Chicken~ you poor, defenseless being you. T___T

Vegetarian

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:17:00 +0000

I hate KFC.

Ignore whatever I've said about chickens deserving to die.

Ok look. We eating them is part of the food web. I agree. That's why I had no qualms about eating chicken before. (Beef and pork are different; they're another story)

But when one takes a look at how the chickens are being treated in them factories, it's just saddening. How can I ever look at another piece of KFC chicken without thinking about the hardship the poor bird was put through? I can't.

And so, I give up chicken.

It's not worth it to eat the meat and know that an animal had to ~~die~~ be brutally murdered at the hands of a fellow human being just so u can fill your tummy in a daily meal. It really isn't.

I haven't thought about my stand on fish rights. Seafood is still yummy. :P

Nada

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:42:00 +0000

That's it.

In one word, all the ideas I have to blog about.

Nada.

I mean, I've run out of life. I've nothing to blog about.

Damn it.

Cotillard

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:14:00 +0000

Omg. I never knew I'd like, find an actress hot. I mean, really. Angelina Jolie? Please. Megan Fox? Pass. :|

But Marion Cotillard... Oh mon dieu, c'est amusante! :D :D

Kanye

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:57:00 +0000

Kanye West is an asshole.

Why would anyone do such a thing to a person? They wouldn't. Except Kanye of course.

And then he has the audacity to go on in Jay Leno an apologize. Wtf

There's no apologizing after what you did Kanye. You gotta go. Mofo.

See, this is why I don't like rappers. They aren't decent. Or at least, the current mainstream ones aren't. I can't generalize about those whom I've never heard, or seen.

But I can stereotype the ones I've seen. Cos they are teh suckkk.

Morning

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:18:00 +0000

I guess in my household, it is weird to find someone studying so hard. Or it is weird to find someone who can never wake up at the crack of dawn, studying at 5am with no trace of sleep in his eyes.

This would imply that the guy has not slept. Although they guy has tried to explain that he did in fact sleep for awhile and got someone to give him a wake up call, from where more questions are fired at him. That may have been a lie, but it was plausible nonetheless.

"Why did you need someone to wake you up?"

"Why don't you look like you've slept"

What the fuck. I mean, okay sure maybe I stretched the truth a lil, by like a mile, about my night time adventure, but still, why should I be given the third degree when all I tried to do was to study?

I can't say that I didn't sleep, because that would be no good. I'd be lectured even more for that.

"You think this is fun and games, but wait till it affects you in the future..."

"I don't want this to become a habit..."

For fuck's sake. It's ONE night. Seriously. This is my first time being nocturnal. How can it turn into a habit, if it's only occurred once? Exactly. A fret for no purpose.

Jeezus Christ, I try to study to up my grades and I'm reprimanded. I don't study and I'm reprimanded. You know, there isn't a method set in stone to do something you know. One does not have to sleep at 9pm just to wake up at 3am. Once can do whatever one likes to get up at 3am.

For god's sake, I should be studying. Not ranting. Goodbye.

4.20am

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:20:00 +0000

I hate to say this, but thank you coffee.

I have to admit that coffee has kept me up till now. NO sign of drowsiness, or sleep. This is good.

I am filled with the longing to finish off studying for Japanese.

The exam is at 9am and I'm so not ready. Why didn't I take Thai Language, why?!

Oh well, at least this will be another exam over. And this one I just have to pass! It will be fine :D:D

Or at least that's what I keep telling myself :):

Celcom

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:04:00 +0000

After years and years of being under the reign of Digi - prepaid and postpaid - I am now free.

I am back with the first operator I registered under when I first got a phone: Celcom. I'm back babeh!

The change was not a welcomed one though. People actually did not approve of it. I mean, fuck you lah, my number right? Lu sakit mana?

Most of the replies I got went:

"So are you still using your Digi number?"

...and what's that matter you lah? You so worried about wasting space in your SIM/ phone memory so much so that you can't have one more number there?

Well, actually the answer to that question is quite vague. I'm not sure if i'll still be able to use my Digi anymore. Because right, when I changed SIM cards, nothing changed i.e. all my info/applications/etc were all intact and stored in the new SIM. So, maybe I'm a noob, but I think that my Celcom and Digi lines are...co-existent? Wtf

Anyway, other people complained that since I've changed operators, they won't be able to sms/ call me anymore/ as often because of the rates. Oh well, tough shit la. ;P Who asked you to be so obsessed with me. ;P

Some people tried to prank me thinking that I wouldn't have their number since I'd changed SIMs. Wtf, I dunno how that works, but you know who you are, and yeah it was a nice start to a new number anyway. Haha.

After getting all those replies, I sorta felt a longing for my Digi number once more. :(

And then I checked my latest charges for the new SIM. RM13. I have used RM13 in one day. Well, so much for cheaper rates with Celcom.

Life's a bitch. Or rather, Celcom is. But I love Celcom.

Evil

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:38:00 +0000

I...I...am afraid to admit it.

But i had to succumb to evil, just for tonight, so I may be able to stay awake long enough to study Japanese.

Yes, yes, I had no other choice.

I'm now infected!

Argh, Coffee! The bitter taste is lingering in my mouth. *spits*

This had better work.

Stingy

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:23:00 +0000

I went to Carrefour to buy bloody cheap eggs for my bitches' breakfast every morning. The eggs are Grade C and they're only RM5.99 in Carrefour. ZOMG. Grab, grab, grab!

So yeah, I went there, got one tray and went to the counter to pay. The cashier put the tray into a plastic bag and I paid.

I realised that I'd better wrap it up in two plastic bags. God knows, with the state of my driving, they could smash on the floor before I even leave the premises of Carrefour.

So then I asked "Kak, boleh letak dalam satu lagi plastik tak?"

You know what the bitch answered me? "Mana boleh?!"

"MANA fucking BOLEH?"

I mean, what the fuck? When did Carrefour become so stingy? They're saving on plastic bags now? They used to give out plastic bags like flyers. And now, "Mana boleh?" What the hell~?

Stingy Carrefour. Hmph.

Please note that Giant would never deny me the plastic bags I rightly want. I love Giant.
Tesco's another story. Damn em, but their vegetables are soo very the cheap. xD

Alive

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:29:00 +0000

I'm alive O__O

I did not drop dead at the sight of UECM 1203 Probability and Statistics I. This is odd.

The paper was fairly...*shudders* doable. I mean, the tutorial questions were harder :|

Oh my god.

This means I didn't do it right. :|

Now I know, for sure, I'm gonna fail. Why, god damn it, WHY?!

Death

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:49:00 +0000

I so want to die.

I want death by any other reason but Probability and Statistics. Please, someone, something. :(

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

I'm deaaaaaaaad. I'm sooooo deaaaaaad.

Take that Mr Chua ;P

Hmph

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:31:00 +0000

I hate sarcasm. Really, sarcasm should just go fuck itself.

No wait. I retract that statement. I hate the people who use sarcasm to poke fun at innocent people, like me.

The news said that tomorrow is a holiday for all educational institutions under the Education Ministry of Malaysia. I guess I forgot that higher educational institutions don't fall under that category. They come under the Higher Education Ministry of Malaysia. Fuck face.

So I call up my Faculty General Office to ask. The lady who answered (let's call her Bitch) weirded out by my question. For heaven's sake it was fucking question only.

So her reply was "Tomorrow is a working day. Why don't have exam?"

So I explained to here, nicely and patiently, like how you would explain shit to someone who hasn't even heard the news today morning.

"That one is for Primary school and Secondary school" she laughed. "You are in University."

"...and talking to a bitch," I continued.

"What did you say?!" she asked.

"Nothing! Thank you very much!" I replied in a cheerful tone.

I notice the officers in my faculty aren't very nice. I shall put in a complaint to the management or whoever. If they're as asinine as the officers are, then I shall be humiliated and asked to apologize, I figure. Oh well. So much for "The customer is always right."

Fuck it.

Movies!

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:23:00 +0000

I want to talk about Movies. Yes, that's right, Movies with a capital M.

You see, I like movies. I like just sitting and enjoying the...uh...the...erm...you know. The movie feeling thingy. No! I like many stuff about it. It's just hard to think of 'em to put into one sentence.

Lemme break it down for you:

(a) The actors
Yes, sirree. What is a movie without the main/minor casts? Nothing. But of course when you have such sucky actors in a movie, you just gotta hope that the plot or something about the movie is nice or else it will suck, indefinitely. I'm very serious here. Here is an example of a sucky movie:

Excuse me while I barf. *barfs* Meanwhile, my ass couldn't keep still. Waddaya say to that Scott Derrickson?

Another boring movie, but this has nothing to do with the actors, as it is an animated movie.

Somebody squeeze my windpipe, I'm having an epiphany. I should never have agreed to go for that movie.

But that's not my point (a line which - apparently - I seem to be saying alot these days). My point is supposed to be (somewhat) related to the relevance of actors in movies that makes me want to watch them.

Fyi. My IQ is not high enough to keep track of what I'm supposed to talk about so bear with me while I rant, ladies and gentlemen. I'm on a roll here.

Okay so back to actors. Let me highlight a performance so totally awesome, that even I got scared in the cinema.

Jeng jeng jeng! Check out the eyes! Sociopathic? Yeah babeh!

I soooo wanna act a maniac like him one day! Someone give me the chance; I can do it! :D

Really, I can. I'm awesome, hence I can do anything :|

More notable performances? Sure!

Take note of the two women in beside Bruce. Forget Bruce. Well he's good too, but still. Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn! Omg people watch this movie! Death Becomes Her! Their performances were most definitely Oscar worthy.

God in hell knows why they didn't get nominated. Hmph. Obviously, no one has my taste. Well it's their loss anyway. *rolls eyes in an apathetic way*

I'm quite surprised, nay, impressed by Meryl Streep. She is sooo versatile! From an unstable mother, to a flamboyant, irresponsible sister, to a spoiled, arrogant, magazine editor bitch, to a nun. Like zomg. :| I wanna be like her as well. ^^

I have Probability and Statistics exam on Friday. It's Thursday. I haven't opened the book. Gtg.

Frustration

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:07:00 +0000

How do you tell someone to "fuck the fuck off" when you live in their house, and under their money, security, and not to mention, rules? You don't.

I need a break. A good, long one.

I thought that the end of the semester at college would be a good thing. In fact, I was happy that it was ending. Now that it has ended, I'm not sure I want it that way.

Going to college everyday granted me a few things, freedom from the binds of the household being one of them. I would usually leave early in the morning and be back late in the afternoon on certain days. On these days, I wouldn't be disturbed because, hey, it's late.

Sometimes though, I'd be home by twelve, and that's what I was usually glad about. But when I reach home early, responsibilities await and I'm forced to attend to them. No, these are not the regular responsibilities a nineteen year old has. I'm talking about responsibilities forced upon by the higher echelons of the household.

I'm only freakin nineteen for god's sake. I don't need these things. Seventy percent of the people I know don't do the things I do. But can I voice these opinions out? No.

The reply I get when I try to give a hint of my thoughts? "You should consider yourself lucky that you get to do these things early in life. People start doing these only when they're adults, and it's difficult for them"

Well hello! That's the point! When you're an adult, then you do the duties you have to do. It doesn't take you that long to learn how to pay the bills, do the banking work, etc etc. But when you have to do them all when you're young (i.e. since seventeen years old) and get all the shit when you do it wrong, it starts to become a serious pain the ass. I mean, who's gonna breathe down your neck when you do it wrong once you're an adult? No one. Exactly. Life's easier.

Get the fuck out. That's what I wanna do. Or move into a dorm or something. Life may be boring there, but anything beats this.

Hello September

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:48:00 +0000

It is September and Merdeka has just passed.

With that in mind, I would like to show you the winning entry of Nuffnang and Digi's MMS Speak Up Malaysia:

I was done by Airlacks. Aint he a genius? The picture is so friggin awesome. You rock Airlacks! ;)

Anyone know how to contact the PM in regards to his 1Malaysia attempt? He'd be proud of Airlacks. xD

Why ar, he chose Yellow, Brown, and Black specifically? Racist bastard. xD

Independence

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:07:00 +0000

Happy Independence Day, my country.

You may have nothing much to show for 52 years, but you know, there are worse countries.

Keep up the good work. ;)

PS: Is this ISA worthy? :P

Puasa

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:56:00 +0000

Puasa, Day One.

Yes I know; officially, I'm a week late. But who cares?

I was good though. I felt really light the whole day.

But then dinner came...bwahahaha!

Visit

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:25:00 +0000

It just sucks when you go to your cousins' house bearing chocolates and the first thing you see one of them doing is jamming on his new guitar. You should by then that it is going to be one of those visits.

He just couldn't stop rubbing it into my face, how well he could play. =.= I mean, yeah okay he is kinda, sorta, good. But he didn't have to show off did he?

Well maybe showing off was okay. But saying shit like "Omg you're so slow" when I demonstrated my somewhat mediocre skills, (at his request no less) is just plain mean! Argh!

What more, his nine year old brother has a bigger mouth, and an untuned guitar. Heaven help us. *rolls eyes*

Yes indeed, a typical visit to the house of the relatives.

They're family, I'm not allowed to hate em. Go figure.

Campus

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:08:00 +0000

I was standing on the first floor outside my lecture hall, munching on a donut, when i realised that my campus looks awesome.

And look what made its way into campus the other day.

Mr Bean's Mini Cooper with a can of Coconut Juice on top. I know, Coconut Juice. What will they think of next?

Punk'd

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:33:00 +0000

When I received the call, I was at my desk, lazing. I picked up the phone and surprisingly, the person knew my name.

"Hi Sudarshan Nair, I'm Genevieve, calling from Palace of the Golden Horses. I would like to inform you that you've been chosen to have dinner with Bunkface and Boys Like Girls on September (something)." She had an accent. Believable.

My first thought was "Wtf why is Boys Like Girls still in Malaysia?" but no, I ignored my instincts.

"What? Sorry can you repeat that?" I found it hard to believe that I was chosen for something. It rarely happens. She repeated what she said.

And then I laughed. I mean, what could I do?

"Is this a prank?" And I laughed even more.

She sounded taken aback. Very believable, I tell you. "Er no Sudarshan, this is not a prank. You really were chosen to have dinner with Bunkface and Boys Like Girls."

At that moment I felt pathetic; what if it really was true? I was embarrassing myself in front of gwai los. So I went along with it.

"Er, how did I get chosen?"

"Well, it was random actually. We just chose your number. Now, do you accept this invitation? Sudarshan, this is not a prank"

She was talking quite alot. It was quite believable. I guess I was also weirded out that this happened.

But I laughed even more.

"Why are you laughing?"

"Well because these kind of things don't usually happen to me. So I'm just surprised."

Playing for more time, I tried to think of all the people I thought who might have been able to do this. I couldn't have been anyone I knew because her voice wasn't one I recognized. So, I gave in.

"So do you accept this invitation? Once again Sudhan, this is not a prank"

I answered yes.

"Okay so you have accepted our invitation to join Bunkface and Boys Like Girls at Palace of the Golden Horses, on September (something, or was it November?) I want to remind you again, Sudarshan, that this is not a prank."

"Okay okay. Yes, I guess I accept then."

"GOTCHA! Sudarshan, this is a prank and you have NOT been invited to have dinner with Boys Like Girls and Bunkface..." Heavy and contant giggling in the background. Omg.

"Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg" was going on in my head. This was sooo embarrasing, I was soo worried for a moment, thinking that it might be Hitz.fm or something. Freaking embarrassing.

But then she said "I am L***** friend of R*****"

Then I did a double take. "What? Who are you?" And she told me again, though she excluded that she was a friend of R*****. Dunno why, but I didn't realise that.

"How did you get my number?" I laughed.

"I saw you the other day...er..at *****."

What?! How did she see me? Then I was reminded of the friend she mentioned.

"Do you know R*****?"

"What? No, I don't know anyone named R*****."

"Is that a fake accent?" I asked, slightly pissed off. I didn't know what else to say.

Poll

sudhan.nair@hotmail.com (sudhan) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:44:00 +0000

Okay, so the poll is closed.

Only 15 people voted, in three weeks. That's just pathetic, because the number of weekly visits this blog gets is averagely 50. However, when life gives you lemons, sometimes you just gotta make lemonade. Sometimes.

So anyway, let's take a look at the poll, and what I have to say about it, plus my decisions about it.

"Yes, keep up the good work Sudhan. You are godsend."
10 people.
Wtf you people, don't you guys want me to do better? I've never been insulted more in my life.

"No, it's even better."
4 people.
Aw, thanks you guys. You guys are the best ;)

"It could use more work."
1 person.
I know who you are, and you've not heard the last of me. You just can't appreciate good work.

Now, after the poll I have made my decision on what to do about this blog. Since majority voted that my blog rocks, *stink eye to the one who voted "It could use more work"* I've decided that I won't change a thing. I'll keep doing what I'm doing, since I'm godsend.

Hey, majority wins, right? ;)