Freak

Once again, Mona strikes, this time with hilarious consequences.

Elle offers to scare the shit out of her (mona). Now you should know that Elle has the uncanny ability to scare the shit out of anyone.

mona has been added to the conversation

...for the last time in her life.

mona says:
hmm

She always starts with "hmm". I never get that.

Adele says:
Oh hi mona ;>

Adele says:
How are you? :">

rudico says:
adele meet mona. mona meet adele

mona says:
hi adele

Adele says:
Yo sup?

Adele says:
What's cracking lacking? :J

mona says:
5n

mona says:
u

5n = fine. I dunno. It's a jargon, considered cool by some people. I believe "fine" is perfectly comprehensible. And does she have a problem with using the question mark?

Adele says:
5n?

Adele says:
Your class?

Adele says:
;|

mona says:
wat

Adele says:
Me?

Adele says:
Well, I am great. :)

mona says:
??

Adele says:
I like girls by the way :)

Adele says:
So watcha doen?

Adele says:
Are you hot?

Adele says:
;S

mona says:
ooh

mona says:
wat hot ha

Adele says:
Are you hot? ;>

Adele says:
You know, like tobasco sauce ;>

Adele says:
Hot like that? ;>

mona has left the conversation.

I am literally on the floor laughing by the time the conversation is over. Okay maybe not literally, but you get what I mean. Oh and the best thing is:

mona says:
hey i x like msg wit him

Note the "him"

mona says:
m sori

rudico says:
what happened?

mona says:
he askin am i hot ol

mona says:
wat guy la he

rudico says:
that's a girl lah

rudico says:
hahahah

rudico says:
not a guy

mona says:
gul ha

mona says:
haiy

mona says:
y she talkin like tat

rudico says:
she's very outspoken

mona says:
oooh

mona says:
itz k

mona says:
u cht wit her la

rudico says:
okay

rudico says:
:)

She's more fun than you anyway. *shows tongue*

earthhour

The lights are finally back on. They were off for approximately forty-five minutes. Now, according to earthhour.org, I'm supposed to tag this post with "earthhour" and my location. No idea how to do that, so yeah.

Anyway the whole concept is ludicrous.

Tag

Jian tagged me. Same as the one I've done before.

Instructions:
a) Type down 25 random facts about yourself.
b) Tag 2 friends of yours.

1. I help people just for the fun of it.
2. I have the innate ability to be racist, even to my own kind.
3. I read chick-lits when I'm bored.
4. I love writing stories. I never find the time to do it though.
5. I've stalked someone before, just for the fun of it. Mind you, he was just a random stranger.
6. I can be so lazy, so much so that I can screw up my entire life.
7. I hate being mistreated.
8. I love being praised.
9. I want so many things, but too lazy to get em.
10. I have a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE fear of snakes.
11. No matter how much I try, I cannot understand my money. It disappears as fast as it appears. I can't keep track of it; what am I, Suze Orman?
12. I like unconventional activites/pastimes.
13. I hate as easily as I like. It's not you, my judgement is just clouded. My closest friend happens to be the person I detested the very first time I met him/her.
14. I care too much about what other people think.
15. Sleep is one of my vices.
16. I disappoint many people, and for those that I have, I'm really sorry. :(
17. I am a very very complicated person. Seriously.
18. I am very creative, it's just that nobody thinks my ideas are. Screw that.
19. I'm very blur at times. Example: Vasanth is in my group for the Management Presentation. Today I asked him "So, when is your group presenting?" even though I gave him my thumb drive to put the powerpoint presentation into ten minutes ago.
20. I am very funny sometimes, but very lame at other times.
21. I have to admit, I'm not very intelligent. :(
22. I like blogging, but I'm very lazy.
23. I can't think of two more random things about myself.

Sze Ye and Jie Juan, consider yourselves tagged. :) I know, Sze Ye, you've done this before. Bare with me :)

Frustration

I was told that we're going out for dinner. I have changed and am waiting to leave. I had a long day today, what with it being the first day of my third semester and all. From eight to four in the evening, we listened and participated in lectures and then tutorials as well. It was fun; I'm beginning to feel better about my third semester. The coursework for English for Communication is Drama and Webpage Design is, I mean, looks fun. Exciting day, all-in-all...

...until I get into the car.

Okay let me say first how devastated I am that I did not do so well in my second semester. Let me explain. First we have Physics, a subject I have never been able to excel in. Seriously. Look I like studying it, just spare me the exams. I can't answer shit. Then we have Chemistry, Organic no less. I need not explain the amount of memorizing we need to do. Public Speaking is a theory based, and keywords are of the essence to pass the exams, and Programming requires you to be able to use codes to...oh just take my word for how hard it is okay?

Okay, so now that I've cleared that up, let me say that I got a C for Physics. That's my worst result. So far. So yeah. So how come I tell this to the people who are most likely to get upset? Needless to say I received a great load of telling off. All you people who are reading this, you people are to blame for the so called decline in my studies. Just so you know.

Late

It's late at night and I have just arrived back from PJ. A family gathering. I met cousin JJ again. And all the people whom I don't know. Great. Two hours of my life completely wasted. The food was good though. God, it was good. I want more.

But no, I'm stuck here, in my room stoning. Actually I think the person I'm chatting with is a greater stoner than me. This person added me in MSN a few days ago, and when I saw her online just now I said hi.

mona says:

hi

rudico says:

hi

rudico says:

so who are you? and how did u get my email?

rudico says:

and how do u know who i am?

mona says:

hmmm

mona says:

if knw only u wan cht ha

mona says:

i dnt knw u

mona says:

wen did u enter tat skul

Great. So why the ruddy hell did you add me?

mona says:

do u knw vash????

rudico says:

vashini. yes

mona says:

do u same clz wit her

rudico says:

form 3 i was in bestari and she was in dedikasi. form 4 she was uranus and i was in zuhal. form 5 we both in zuhal

rudico says:

so WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?

rudico says:

how did u get my email?

mona says:

r u buzy ther

Patience is not a virtue for some people. I think that they perceive patience as a vice. You take five seconds longer to answer and they go "r u buzy?". N0, Im not bzy u @$h01e.

She's taking too long to answer. I decide to use the art of persuasion to get her to reply. This is a very useful and very cunning tactic. Observe.

rudico says:

hello?

mona says:

helo

rudico says:

er yeah. so are you going to tell me who you are?

rudico says:

and how you got my email?

mona says:

thoug wan frn wit u...bt u angry wit me....hmmm

You know what. Screw it. I don't need to know this person. She's not worth it. She doesn't sound hot anyway. For God's sake, she 'thoug' she 'wan frn wit' me, 'bt' I'm angry 'wit' her. 'Hmmm' Gee I wonder why I'm angry 'wit' her. She's just such an endearing person.

rudico says:

haha

rudico says:

im not angry

rudico says:

you're not replying my questions though.

rudico says:

rudico says:

and I;m replying yours

mona says:

y

mona says:

it seem like u angry wit m only

Oh for God's sake. Just block her ass already. Do it. Do it!

mona says:

its so important nw u wan to knw ha????

rudico says:

er yeah. because you added me, and i dunno who you are. you could be a serial killer. so it's important for me to know how you got my email right? haha

mona says:

haiyo

mona says:

its tooo ovr la

mona says:

im nt like tat

Sure. Way to convince me about that, with your wonderful powers of persuasion you mad she-Hannibal. I can't believe I'm layan-ing this person who claims she's a normal person on the number one place where you cannot trust people, the Internet. Sure mona, I believe you. Why don't you have my liver while you're at it.

mona says:

so can i b frn wit u

It's late. I need sleep. Maybe another time mona.

Roxette

I was tagged by I-Jing and Alex a few weeks back, and since I did not have my computer at that time, still don't in fact, but I have managed to gather a playlist, so I am gonna do it now.

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag as many friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
A Movie Script Ending- Death Cab For Cutie

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Talk- Coldplay

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Carousel- Blink 182

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
What She Said- The Smiths

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE PURPOSE?
Fix You- Coldplay

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning- Smashing Pumpkins

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Overrated- Starling

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Best Thing- Relient K

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Stop Crying Your Heart Out- Oasis

10. WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO DURING TAKE 5?
Pressing On Me- Relient K

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out- The Smiths

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Little By Little- Oasis

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Be My Escape-Relient K

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Rock Show- Blink 182

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Paper Planes- M.I.A

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Times They Are A Changin- Bob Dylan

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Teardrops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
All The Small Things- Blink 182

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
First Date- Blink 182

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Hallelujah- David Bazan

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Everything- Michael Buble

22. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Here Comes The Weekend- Roxette

Band

CREATE YOUR BAND NAME & ALBUM COVER:

To Do This

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it to where ever with this text and TAG the friends you want to join in.

Yay, I have a band~!

I tag Jie Juan, Alex, and Jian.

Journey

What is it about class starting at ten in the morning that just makes me really late? I mean ten-thirthy is acceptable, even nine is okay, but ten is hard. If class is at ten-thirthy I can be in the station by nine, which is just nice, because that's the time the trains become empty. If class is at eight or nine I'm at the station by six-thirty, also acceptable as the trains are not packed. Anytime between six-thirthy and nine, and I have no hope of ever gettin on board.

Understand my predicament? Well you see when class starts at ten I have to be in the station by eight-thirthy, meaning the trains are packed, meaning I can't get on the train, meaning I'm late. Hence, class at ten equals tardiness.

So when I get on the train I make my way to the end of the train, where there usually is space to lean against the housing of the control panels. Unsurprisingly there is already someone standing there. She's dressed in this funny army jacket and pants, which reminds me of - well nothing actually. Anyway...

So she's standing in the middle of the panel housing, which gives me no room to lean on. So what I do is I carefully slide my lean ol' self between her and the side of the panel, hoping she would take notice of my presence and scoot over a little.

But she doesn't. What is she, blind? I'm stuck between her and another passanger who's sitting down, being careful not to bump into either one of them. If only she can move just a little I'd be a bit more free to adjust my position. But she doesn't. Army bitch.

Oh God, woman move already! It's getting crampy and I can't move at all. This is getting uncomfortable. I have half a mind to push her to one side and take up the whole area for myself.

Just then the train stops at a station and a man gets up from his seat to get out. I notice another woman in a blue dress pushing her way through the crowd opposite the man's seat, no doubt trying to take his seat. What is her problem? There are at least five people who need that seat more than her, me for one so I can push that Army bitch on to it and have my place to lean on.

But that doesn't stop lil ol' Blue bitch from pushing her way through the passengers to get to the seat. In fact she even holds the railings in such a way that no one is able to move toward the seat. And then when the man has gotten out, she finally sits her fat ass down on the seat with a triumphant look on her face. Her eyes twinkle behind those specs and her wide lips are pursed giving that accomplished look that people have when they get their way.

And the worst thing is she gets off three stations later! I mean I can understand if she wants to sit because she has a long way to go, but to sit for a journey of three minutes is just asinine. Blue bitch.

By the time Blue bitch get's off, Army bitch is still at my side. Oh piss off! How can be so ignorant? I dont want to get a lasting hip injury. Bloody bitch with her bloody Army clothing and bloody un-moving attidude.

When the train reaches Pasar Seni, Amry bitch finally gets out. Goodbye bitch. Be seein' ya'. Not. *rolls eyes*

First

Eight o' clock in the morning. The last thing anyone wants to do on a Monday morning is to go for class at eight o' clock. As I trudge into the downstairs corridor, towards PA 004, I wonder if this I what it's going to be like for the next seven weeks.

I enter class and take a seat. This semester, things are going to be different. With the absence of another one of our class' members, and only with three subjects, and only seven weeks. Yep, this semester's going to breeze by quickly just like that.

But when my new lecturer enters class I start having second thoughts about how long this semester's going to be. There's no need to say that I anticipate many many boring lectures ahead. It's not that I hate her, it's just that...how do I say this nicely? Er...she's boring? Lifeless? Unable to create a fun environment in her class? And she actually promises us a fun time during lectures. Oh God.

However, since the class is about Communication, we are able to talk alot. After class she gives us a topic to discuss about. Something about whether or not couples should live together before marriage.

Matthew, Alex, I-Jing, and that guy from TD1 whose name is can't remember right now. Omg

Later on is Webpage Design lecture. Well I'll just let the pictures do the talking shall I?

Alex isn't really sleeping. He's drawing. But then again, potato potahto.

Tag III

Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out. (does it count if it didn't fly out?)
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x]Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (hahaha!)
10. [x]Tried to pull open a door that said push

Total: 8

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion (I was young, and Harry Potter was a prominent figure in my life)
12. [x]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x]Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (and he/she wasn't pleased)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Total: 8

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (it was a bus, and I jumped, and tripped when I landed)
23. [x]Have run into a closed door
25. [ ]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (*shy)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Total: 5

31. [x]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (hahaha ;p)
36. [x]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x]Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (this is a habit, my milk is powdered btw.)
39. [x]Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Total: 8

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Total: 8

Total : 37/50 which means...74 percent dumb. This is just great.

Tag II

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1. Your name? Sudhan
Sudhan isn't defined yet. 2. Age? 17
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

3.One of your friends? I have many, so I'll just list a couple of them who returned interesting results.

~Jon

Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much. you can Spell It Jonathan Johnathan (gay Verison) Jon John (gay version) Jonathan Cares for His family Alot. Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend. Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he. A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night" A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row" A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

~Jian

A Jian is a straight double edged sword used in China. Used about 2500 years until now. Known as the "The Gentleman of Weapons". The material was first Bronze until Steel was available.
The sword is about 70 centimeters long.

0==(=======>
Looks like a Jian
A very crappy one

~Jean (aka I-Jing)

a name that means your parents must have really hated yo ass and named you after a pair of clothings

Yo bitch... we gonna call you Jean... 'cause you have a nappy face.

~Ryan

the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation.

~Alex (shit, this one turned up alot of good stuff)

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.

"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"

Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex

the most beautiful person in the world. a little perfect one mostly nice but can have mood swings the softest nicest lips.

~Jane (aka Sze ye)
(I thought this might make her day)

Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"

Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"

(...and this just will make her go :O )
short term name for marijuana...people who smoke pot often love Jane's

~Adele (aka Eleda)

Generic term for an attractive female, particularly one who isn't real, or you don't know her name or you have no chance of actually getting with.

Peter: I got a date with Adele tonight
John: Cool, where you going?
Peter: Just around some pubs, see who I meet.

~Adrian (this is the funniest shit I found)

God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)

NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian

very hot guy with an AMAZING body and hot ass arms overall hot guy. girl 1: hey whats up? girl 2: -drools- girl 1: why are you drooling? girl 2: -points at adrian- girl 1: -drools-

A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't). Another thing is once he likes someone he wont move on til he gets that person or he finally accepts that he is never going to get her. BUT just give him a chance... he may just be the best thing thats ever happen to you. No Example of Adrian

4. What should you be doing? Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5. Favorite colour? Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

I own a black car.

A black person stole my car.

6. Favorite number? 8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktard]s in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.

"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."

7. Month of your birthday? June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.

8. Last person you talked to? Kesha
a sexy girl from the ghetto with a sexy body and a smart head on her

9. One of your nicknames? Sudi
God's gift to all mankind.

It's a blessing to have Sudi in your lives.

I'll tell you who I don't tag. I don't tag Alex, because he'd have a wonderful time mulling in the definition of his name. xD

Other than that, I tag all the names I mentioned as my friends.

138

Tags are fun. Here's one where I decided to do, instead of waiting for someone to tag me. Seriously, waiting is a bore.

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own Facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane (Flying High)
Total: 4

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 12

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 22

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
(x) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 29

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x)13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 35

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
Total so far: 41

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 51

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 57

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 65

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 72

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 80

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 89

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 103

(x) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 107

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 113

( ) Baseketball
(x) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 116

( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
(x) Willard
Total so far: 122

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 Days Later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total so far: 126

(x) Kill Bill Vol. 1
( ) Kill Bill Vol. 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka The Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 127

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 132

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal

I guess there's no harm in tagging a couple of people, is there? I tag everyone on my list. :D

...and I seem to have no life. That's just sad.

Watchmen

Shit, I'm early.

I stroll around Kinokuniya, looking for a book, as I wait for eight o' clock. It is six thirty. Shit.

Well of course I did not intentionally arrive early at KLCC. It was raining, so I could not travel by myself, so my parents sent me, and since they were going out early, I had to go out early as well. So here I am, wandering not-so-aimlessly, waiting for Adrian.

Kinokuniya is the only place in KLCC where I can hang out. I mean, seriously, you can't expect me to wander around the food court, or Isetan, and all the other over-prices shops, can you? I'm not that hungry, and shopping is not an option. Okay so I may be just a little peckish right now, but I can wait for popcorn later. Besides, eating alone is just so unbecoming.

I pick up a few books and look around for anything more interesting. I need to buy only one book, so it needs to be the one. Not just any old book. I want value for my money. As I pass the Humour section, my eyes dart to a familiar name.

Nick Hornby. Did I tell you that I recently bought a book by Nick Hornby. The title was Slam and it was sort of good. Yes, quite good. Since then I have been eager to get other books written by him. I mean, his style is quite different. He writes in the first person, and is usually sort of talking to the reader, which I find is very favourable.

Anyway, I decide to buy that book, and by the time I'm done paying Adrian texts me. So we meet by eight twenty and queue up at the concession stand. We get the popcorn and go in.

Three hours later we emerge from the theatre and I can't help but exclaim how good the movie was. I mean, I thought it would suck, seriously. The trailer was not at all illuminating, just three minutes of pointless gibberish. And I never understood the poster taglines and all that. But bloody hell, the movie was good. I make a point to tell John Son how good it is.

One thing I couldn't handle, and Adrian agreed with me - well actually I agreed with him, but who cares - was that Dr Manhattan's lines were overly philosophical. I didn't register a thing he said when he started talking about the world and lives and nonsense like that. I was more focused on the beginning and the end of his speeches. Nothing else did I process. However, one thing he said was quite thought provoking and...well, let's just say it rocked.

"The existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon"

I have to say, I strongly agree with this statement. I can't wait to go back to college and use this quote in another debate about testing products on animals. People will stare at me in awe and admit defeat by the time I'm done with my speech, and... Oh wait.

Life in the quote also refers to animals. Shit. Okay scratch that thought. But it's still a nice quote though.

Another quote from my favourite character Rorschach:

"The world will look up and shout 'Save us!'... And I'll whisper 'No.'"

Don't mind his vile-ness, he's just bitter. Haha.

Watchmen is awesome!

You see what I mean about the taglines being senseless? That line has nothing to do with the story.

Shock

It's funny how effervescent your life seems to be at the moment (not that mine was, it's just that I need to make an example) when suddenly something happens that just knocks the wind out of you.

The house phone rings incessantly during my afternoon slumber. I want to block it out, oh it would be wonderful if I could, but the heat radiating through my window and the noise the phone was making just forces me to give up right away. As I wake up and wipe the sweat that has formed on my face the call out to see if anyone is going to bother answering the phone.

I arrive at the top of the stairs and see the phone being reached for. The phone is on the landing between the two flights of stairs, so I just manage to get a peek at the phone being picked up. I decide to go back to sleep.

But as I lie back down, all sweaty and hot, I hear an exclaimation. It's not very loud, but just very prominent. You don't expect to hear someone go "HUH" during a conversation. Naturally I assume there's trouble.

Oh but I'm sure it has nothing to do with me. Then I hear it again. Damn, will I never get peace? Fine, I wake up, and go downstairs, only to find a worried face staring back at me from the phone. No it's not a worried look. It's the look you get when you find out something that's hard to comprehend, and you're curious to know about it, but feeling bad about it at the same time? Picture it yet? I thought not.

"Uncle FS passed away"

Okay firstly let me just say Uncle FS is a very very very very very very good friend of my father's. They're like super close. When I say close I mean like...like... Well, that's actually none of your business, now is it? Okay let's look at the figures. Imagine your bestest friend in the whole wide world. Okay now times that with like a bazillion. Then picture your friend taking you in when you didn't have shelter, and when your parents passed away, and taking you to your very first scholarship interview. Yes, that kind of friends. So naturally my reply is:

"WHAT!"

And it wouldn't have had such an impact on me, had we not met his family just a mere two to three weeks ago, when they suddenly dropped in on us. For the first time, the two families met. Yes, first time. Everyone was so happy and all. Yes. Two weeks ago. So naturally the next thing I say is:

"WHAT!!!"

It's just so sad. Like I said: You can be strolling happily like an elf on the street one day, and WHAM a boulder comes and takes you out just like that. Or the Grim Reaper just appears and grabs you. It's a very subjective metaphor.

Life is short people. Make the best of it while it still counts. Take your parents for regular check-ups. :D No pun intended. My condolences to Uncle FS's family.

This is the blogger's one hundreth post. He expects to be congratulated after reaching lucky number one hundred after two years of blogging.